Do you ever..
Do you ever get more upset about fictional relationships between real life people and yourself than actual ones? Like you build up this whole relationship in your head with this one person, and then for some reason it won’t be able to happen anymore because you stopped talking or you never saw him on the bus again or because he was an ex convict and you decided that it would be too complicated- so that hope or possibility or whatever became impossible and now you’re depressed and eating cheeseburgers over a relationship that never happened.. Have you ever done that?
Why are you 28
Why do you have two children
I had your ringtone picked out and everything.
I’m not crazy.