im too lazy to read the hunger games someone tell me if she makes it to the fridge in the end
(Source: gradies)
God bless the girl who's got her own.
RSS
I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.
- Chris Rock (via bitch-cakes)
(Source: wordsandturds)
(Source: julz-jcr)
(Source: peterporker)
- teacher: you will be assorted into groups
- me: oh ok
- and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
(Source: blacksocialjournal)
(Source: itsinthestars)
About God bless the girl who's got her own.
19.
Single.
Jet Setter.
Go Getter.
Nothing Better.
Likes holding hands, dancing, and long walks on the beach. I am not an alcoholic.
Sometimes I write down the things I think about at 3am.
Single.
Jet Setter.
Go Getter.
Nothing Better.
Likes holding hands, dancing, and long walks on the beach. I am not an alcoholic.
Sometimes I write down the things I think about at 3am.
